for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”
bless kim possible
What is The Long kiss Goodnight?
I’ll take Lakes and Rivers for 500 please, Alex.
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping
[throws a rock at your window] what’s your wifi password
My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.